matsu cat likes napping in circular carbs. occasionally rolling away from responsibility
50% cat, 50% donut, 100% unbothered
size: 8 inches
Warning: may attempt to soak in your butter supply and claim your toast as her official nap throne. Proceed with cuddles and snacks at your own risk!
size: 12 inches
want a clingy best friend? Sadofu is a soft, emotionally available broken hearted tofu.
they fall in love every five minutes — with everything they see— but tragically, they’re never loved back.
Favorite activity: floating slowly away
Least favorite activity: being ignored by inanimate objects they’ve fallen in love for, writing imaginary love letters on sticky notes no one will ever read.
size: 8 inches
“I’m not melting, I’m thriving.”
“100% toasted, 0% regrets.”
“Soft, sweet, and slightly gooey — like all the best things in life.”
size: 8 inches
warning: strawberry kitty may cause cavities due to extreme cuteness.
size: 8 inches
Toasty Bunz consider being wrapped in bread as a lifestyle choice.
Loves:
Long naps in warm mustard puddles
Collecting crumbs for winter
Rolling herself tighter into her bun like a cinnamon roll
Tagline:
"I'm not lazy, I'm preheated."
size: 8 inches
"born in paris. raised in a bread basket."
french whisker enjoys window lounging, jazz music, and yowling existential meows into the night.
size: 12 inches
puffin is crusty, cuddly, and armed with a butterknife!
Loves:
✔ Warm naps in the breadbox
✔ Compliments on his golden-brown glow
✔ Likes to gossip
Dislikes:
✘ Soggy situations
✘ Being called "just a snack"
✘ Peanut butter (too clingy, emotionally and physically)
size: 8 inches
squeezably soft mayo bottle with a big heart and an even bigger love for savory flavor! Dressed in her signature red cap and always ready for action, Mayo-chan dreams of topping okonomiyaki, takoyaki, and crispy karaage with her rich, umami goodness.
size: 8 inches
banana cat spends 98% of the day sleeping, 1% stretching, and 1% awkwardly blinking. Her whole vibe: Please close the peel, I’m shy and also napping.
size: 5 inches
She’s happiest when she’s surrounded by flowers — bonus points if you’re wearing a flower crown, because she’ll assume you’re part of her squad.
Her dream? To marry a giant rose and live in a garden forever.
size: 8 inches
meet tofu-cha, the shyest little tofu puff you’ll ever meet, steeped in green tea, mastering zen and tries to sit perfectly still like a tea ceremony master.
size: 8 inches
mimi’s hobbies: sitting on carbs, ignoring humans, and looking fabulous.
size: 12 inches
She’s chill, a little sassy, and isn’t afraid to call out anyone who tries to mistake her for lunch. She’s not interested in drama, just quiet naps under the salmon sashimi.
Warning: may stare at you judgmentally if you reach for the chopsticks.
size: 8 inches